Beard Avenue
A W A L K O N T HE WILD
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GENIUS!!!!!!
(he must be reading about Shauna Casey.....she took this photo)
A K E A W A L K O N T HE WILD
A K E A W A L K O N T HE WILD DEAD
A K E A W A L K O N T HE WILD DEAD
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Featuring
R E C E N T G U E S T C O N T R I B U T O R S
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a) FISH HEAD. By David "Dr. Boyfriend" Morgenroth.
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b) MOUSE ON CARPET. By Tom Paul.
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c) CICADA WING (WITH THUMB FOR SCALE). By Chris "Bowser" Bowser.
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d) BUTTERFLY (WITH RUTH UNGAR FOR SCALE). By Tao "T-Rod" Seeger.
e) FISHSSS. Another from the great Bowser.
A K E A W A L K
A " RAT-TA-TAT-RAT-SPLAT"
From the ever so patient new recruit Greg Odell and his Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers (LRSD).
He
reports that this remained untouched in the middle of a
busy 82nd Avenue sidewalk for nearly two weeks. 8
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We eagerly await your submissions: wilddead@yellowcarmusic.com.
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Meet Professor Magnet (pictured above, picnicking with her personal assistant Applesauce).
The Professor's work is both smart (see the following) and strange (see squirrel diaries above and below). I think you will enjoy.
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( Not the same squirrel )
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A good reason not to step out your front door barefoot....
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Welcome. From Your Curator.
Self-portrait: Waiting for the (live) moth.
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This is the only photograph I took at the Appalachian Stringband
Music Festival, Clifftop, WV, 2002.
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And these are the only pictures I took at The DC Dance
Place Annual Celebration 2002 (featuring Footworks, Step Afrika!, resident
Dance Place dancers, and more...). Aerial and profile of squirrel.
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I N T R O D U C I N G : S C I E N C E C O R N E R
Semi-annual educational selections from the
J O U R N A L O F W I L D D E A D B I O L O G Y
Camouflage Techniques of the Hudson River Valley Lemur
by Drs. Nick R. Wilkie & Kristin A. Schmearl
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"Now?"
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"Okay how bout now? Can you see me now?"
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Stay tuned for a future edition, in which the
J O U R N A L O F W I L D D E A D B I O L O G Y
examines...
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"The Impact of Species-Integrated Family Planning Workshops on the Birth Rate in Taxidermized Mammals and Reptiles."
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Dr. Wilkie demonstrates his field technique:
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17-year-cicada being devoured by spider.
Impressive time-lapse photography by Returning Champion Wild Dead Conspirator Eldon Baldwin (see bio info below).
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This dinosaur-like creature was uncovered while cleaning out a fireplace at the end of the summer. The fireplace has glass doors that were closed tightly, apparently preventing the creature's escape. Amongst the ashes were: one whole, un-hatched eggshell, a number of broken shells, and one large-ish feather. What happened?
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Announcement
A R M A D I L L O C O N T E S T
I can't believe I drove back and forth across Arkansas and missed the chance to get an armadillo in (in)action.
If you send me a photo of a *dead armadillo, you will win a prize.
* Take Note – This web site is entitled "The Wild Dead" and not "The Wild Murdered." No animal should come to harm for the sake of this dumb contest.
Good luck to all!
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R A R E M U M M Y D I S C O V E R Y
Paul MacDonald found this very old cat in his woodpile. Unfortunately, this incredible specimen was stolen by a dog and is presumed to have been buried somewhere in the vicinity of St. Ann's Bay, Cape Breton. RIP. Nine times. Photographed by Carol MacDonald.
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Now be still for a moment.
Take comfort in knowing that two kittens lived happily with their mom for many years.
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Remember me?
G U E S T C O N T R I B U T I O N S O F T H E P A S T
Miss December
by Eric Merrill
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Baby Fox with Light Covering of Flies
by Chloe Manor
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"Little Birdie", by first-time Wild Dead contributor KC Groves.
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Stumped fox with Masanutten Peak. Cattle lowing.
Arranged by Wild Dead Hunter-in-Residence Neil
Knicely.
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"Only just sleeping"
by Corey DiMario
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This is a so-called "ringtail".
Spider Vetter sent it to us from one of the Dakotas, I can't remember which.
Why she's photographing partial dead animals in her spare time, I don't know. That's sick.
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Spider also suggests this new Wild Dead Theme Song.
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O U T - T A K E S
"They'll never fall for it, Oli."
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(I was waiting a long time to find a skunk).
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S P E C I A L F E A T U R E F R O M T H E A R C H I V E S
The Wild Dead Bored of Directors was pleased to present the work of
Mr. Eldon Baldwin of Baltimore*
*Short Bio Information: Mr. Baldwin's interest in this stuff seems to have developed entirely in isolation from the knowledge of this Collection. His unique style is noted for its emphasis on the extremity of decay. It is our great fortune to have found an artist whose vision has so much to offer to this project, and we look forward to his contributions in the future.
And in his own words:
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VAcation REport from Belfontaine, Ohio:
What is this thing? I want to know.
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More Ohio FAUNA:
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OH! That reminds me...
If you are totally disgusted by this web page, you'll love all the life & happiness on this recording:
The Jolly Bankers: Death & Taxes
(But be honest, if you made a record in a funeral parlor on April 15th, could you name it anything else?)
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H A P P Y H O L I D A Y F E A T U R E , E V E R Y B O D Y !!
1. Miss 4th of July
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2. Easter Mishaps
This is a celebrity contribution from an unknown source. If this is yours, please claim your rightful photo credit!
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(Not the same bunny).
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